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Chuck Norris Facts 1 :D

Post  Dujich on Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:24 pm

evo za use k poznate Norrisa Very Happy

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

odločil sem sa da bom vsak dan postal 8 novih Chuck Norris Factov Very Happy

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